The Galoshes of Fortune
This answer satisfied the Councilor of Justice, for the degree was in harmony with the fellow's way of dressing. "Obviously," he thought, "this is some old village schoolmaster, an odd character such as one still comes across now and then, up in Jut land."
"This is scarcely a locus docendi ," the man continued, "but I entreat you to favor us with your conversation. You, of course, are well read in the classics?"
"Oh, more or less," the Councilor agreed. "I like to read the standard old books, and the new ones too, except for those 'Every Day Stories' of which we have enough in reality."
"Every Day Stories?" our bachelor asked.
"Yes, I mean these modern novels."
"Oh," the man said with a smile. "Still they are very clever, and are popular with the court. King Hans is particularly fond of the 'Romance of Iwain and Jawain,' which deals with King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table. The king has been known to jest with his lords about it."
"Well," said the Councilor, "one can't keep up with all the new books. I suppose it has just been published by Heiberg."
"No," the man said, "not by Heiberg, but by Gotfred von Ghemen."
"Indeed! What a fine old name for a literary man. Why Gotfred von Ghemen was the first printer in Denmark."
"Yes," the man agreed, "he is our first and foremost printer."
Thus far, their conversation had flowed quite smoothly. Now one of the townsmen began to talk about the pestilence which had raged some years back, meaning the plague of 1484. The Councilor understood him to mean the last epidemic of cholera, so they agreed well enough.
The freebooter's War of 1490 was so recent that it could not be passed over. The English raiders had taken ships from our harbor, they said, and the Councilor of Justice, who was well posted on the affair of 1801, manfully helped them to abuse the English.
After that, however, the talk floundered from one contradiction to another. The worthy bachelor was so completely unenlightened that the Councilor's most commonplace remarks struck him as being too daring and too fantastic.