Through the Looking Glass

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“Three hundred and sixty-five,” said Alice.

“And how many birthdays have you?”

“One.”

“And if you take one from three hundred and sixty-five, what remains?”

“Three hundred and sixty-four, of course.”

Humpty Dumpty looked doubtful. “I'd rather see that done on paper,” he said.

Alice couldn't help smiling as she took out her memorandum- book, and worked the sum for him:

365

- 1

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364

Humpty Dumpty took the book, and looked at it carefully. “That seems to be done right—” he began.

“You're holding it upside down!” Alice interrupted.

“To be sure I was!” Humpty Dumpty said gaily, as she turned it round for him. “I thought it looked a little queer. As I was saying, that SEEMS to be done right—though I haven't time to look it over thoroughly just now—and that shows that there are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents—”

“Certainly,” said Alice.

“And only ONE for birthday presents, you know. There's glory for you!”

“I don't know what you mean by “glory,"“ Alice said.

Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. “Of course you don't— till I tell you. I meant “there's a nice knock-down argument for you!"“

“But “glory” doesn't mean “a nice knock-down argument,"“ Alice objected.

“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.”

“The question is,” said Alice, “whether you CAN make words mean so many different things.”

“The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master— that's all.”

Alice was too much puzzled to say anything, so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. “They've a temper, some of them— particularly verbs, they're the proudest—adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs—however, I can manage the whole lot of them! Impenetrability! That's what I say!”

“Would you tell me, please,” said Alice “what that means?”

“Now you talk like a reasonable child,” said Humpty Dumpty, looking very much pleased. “I meant by “impenetrability” that we've had enough of that subject, and it would be just as well if you'd mention what you mean to do next, as I suppose you don't mean to stop here all the rest of your life.