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Aunt Jane's Nieces at Millville

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"Skim, am I a fool, er ain't I?"

"'Tain't fer me ter say, ma."

"Fate's knockin', an' if you don't open to it, Skim, I'll wash my hands

o' ye, an' ye kin jest starve to death."

The boy looked disturbed.

"What's aggrivatin' of ye, then?" he enquired, anxiously.

"A millionaire is come right under yer nose. He's here in Millville,

with three gals fer nieces thet's all got money to squander an's bound

to hev more."

Skim gave a low whistle.

"Ye don't mean fer me to be courtin' at them gals, do ye?" he demanded.

"Why not? Yer fambly's jest as respectible as any, 'cept thet yer Uncle

Mell backslided after the last revival, an' went to a hoss race. Yer

young, an' yer han'some; an' there's three gals waitin' ready to be won

by a bold wooer. Be bold, Skim; take fate by the fetlock, an' yer

fortun's made easy!"

Skim did not reply at once. He gulped down his tea and stared at the

opposite wall in deep thought. It wasn't such a "tarnal bad notion,"

after all, and so thoroughly impressed was he with his own importance

and merit that it never occurred to him he would meet with any

difficulties if he chose to undertake the conquest.

"Peggy says marri'ge is the mark of a fool; an' Peggy married money,

too," he remarked slowly.

"Pah! money! Mary Ann Cotting didn't hev but a hundred an' forty

dollars, all told, an' she were an old maid an' soured an' squint-eyed

when Peggy hitched up with her."

"I hain't seen nuthin' o' the world, yit," continued Skim, evasively.

"Ner ye won't nuther, onless ye marry money. Any one o' them gals could

take ye to Europe an' back a dozen times."

Skim reflected still farther.

"Courtin' ought to hev some decent clothes," he said. "I kain't set in

the nabob's parlor, with all thet slick furnitur', in Nick Thorne's

cast-off Sunday suit."

"The cloth's as good as ever was made, an' I cut 'em down myself, an'

stitched 'em all over."

"They don't look like store clothes, though," objected Skim.

The widow sighed.

"Tain't the coat that makes the man, Skim.

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