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Aunt Jane's Nieces at Millville

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Skim looked surprised; then perplexed; then annoyed.

"P'raps I didn't pop jest right," he murmured, growing red again.

"You popped beautifully," declared Patsy. "But Beth is very peculiar,

and set in her ways. I'm afraid she wouldn't make you a good

wife, anyhow."

"Then p'raps the gal in blue----"

"No;" said Louise. "I have the same prejudices as my cousin. If you

hadn't been engaged for the harvest I might have listened to you; but

that settles the matter definitely, as far as I am concerned."

Skim sighed.

"Ma'll be mad as a hornet ef I don't get any of ye," he remarked, sadly.

"She's paid Sam Cotting fer this courtin' suit, an' he won't take back

the gloves on no 'count arter they've been wore; an' thet'll set ma

crazy. Miss Patsy, ef yo' think ye could----"

"I'm sure I couldn't," said Patsy, promptly. "I'm awfully sorry to break

your heart, Skim, dear, and ruin your future life, and make you

misanthropic and cynical, and spoil your mother's investment and make

her mad as a hornet. All this grieves me terribly; but I'll recover from

it, if you'll only give me time. And I hope you'll find a wife that will

be more congenial than I could ever be."

Skim didn't understand all these words, but the general tenor of the

speech was convincing, and filled him with dismay.

"Rich gals is tarnal skeerce in these parts," he said, regretfully.

Then they gave way again, and so lusty was the merriment that Uncle John

and the Major abandoned their game and came across the room to discover

the source of all this amusement.

"What's up, young women?" asked their Uncle, glancing from their

laughing faces to the lowering, sullen one of the boy, who had only now

begun to suspect that he was being "poked fun at."

"Oh, Uncle!" cried Patsy; "you've no idea how near you have been to

losing us. We have each had an offer of marriage within the last

half hour!"

"Dear me!" ejaculated Uncle John.

"It shows the young man's intelligence and good taste," said the Major,

much amused.

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